[tannercollin]

Here's my attempt after reading the article:

  open the lid
  bits of tissue all over
  my laundy

[Cerium]

I rather like your haiku as well. In particular I enjoy how the second and third line can be read together and apart. It seems to reinforce the disappointment of finding your laundry in such a state.

[andrewflnr]

Unconventional, but effective IMO. You definitely brought me into the moment with you.