[oceanswave]

Soon, analytics will find the teetotalers that are buying tickets and automatically tack on a surcharge so that their non-drinking spot is amortized at a rate that is determined by the average revenue generated by a drinker. Past ticket holders who have shown themselves to be exceptional at both consuming alcoholic beverages may be eligable for a reduced price ticket.

[Eridrus]

You make this seem like a bad thing, but as someone who doesn't drink a lot, I would prefer to pay a surcharge rather than deal with a 2 drink minimum.

[tehwebguy]

Is there anything that has a drink minimum besides comedy clubs?

[russh]

Many "Gentleman's Clubs" do, or so I've been told.

[njarboe]

Many Jazz clubs.