[unclebucknasty]

Man: Is that my wallet in your hand?

Thief: No sir. You're paranoid.

Man: That is my wallet. I can see my ID!

Thief: See, I told you that you were paranoid.

[gozur88]

Man: Is that my wallet in your hand?

Sane Man: No sir. That's my mobile phone.

Man: That is my wallet. I can see my ID!

Sane Man: You need help.