You're right that I neglected to comment on the fact that you say you do everything but submit articles, and I should have pointed that out. Thank you for doing that! I instead focussed on additional ways to make HN better. It's both how one contributes and how one doesn't. I hope you take this in the spirit it's intended. Your initial comment indicates you want HN to be better. These are strategies to do so.
Totally appreciate the reminder that the "power is in my hands" to help make HN better. I flag so much crap, low-effort, buzzwordy articles I come across on HN that I'm surprised the mods haven't revoked my ability to flag. One day I hope to discover new content that someone else didn't already post, so I can submit it here!