[forgotpassagan]

I can picture these poor souls vividly. Millions of lines of python, flowing like the mightiest of rivers. Nobody really knowing whence it cometh and goeth.

A hero arises, offering a sacred herb to calm the torrent and light the golden path. The hero is elevated, yet they continue to pray

[btown]

They say there is a holy land called Haskell, but it is only revealed to the truest of believers without the weight of the chaotic-neutral entity “Shareholder” weighing ever so heavily on their shoulders. For those in Shareholder’s clutches, one must forgive their prayer. ‘Tis the best they can do.

[forgotpassagan]

There is something else, in the darkest reaches. It has many incantations, but the non-believers have a singular name. Lisp.

[arbie]

With it's comforting, reassuring warmth, Perl shines on as a luminous sun, lighting the way for youngling languages to learn from. Hushed whispers foretell the sunset, but none truly believe them...

[vgy7ujm]

Back to Perl folks.. The freedom, the happiness !!

[jsjohnst]

> forgotpassagan

They have password managers you know and also spell checkrs too. :P