[td]

I don't think we're supposed to believe this is meant seriously. But it's a nice pun on what is probably an all-too common problem :)

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I think I know this Ilana. She's in my class at Amherst College.

[lipton_tea89]

I KNOW I know this Ilana. She does go to Amherst. This is no hoax.

Zach! Get your act together! Ilana > Computer!