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And they even have us all classified into consumer categories (and sub-categories!) with snappy little names: https://www.experian.com/assets/marketing-services/brochures...

"Blue Sky Boomers," "Significant Singles," "Pastoral Pride" (subgroups: "True Grit Americans," "Countrified Pragmatics," "Rural Southern Bliss," "Touch of Tradition").