[acorkery]

If they say "Yes, why?", they're your friend.

If they say "Fine." then they don't trust you.

If they tell you "No, ..." they think you're a close friend

I'm guessing you're a programmer :)

It's surely all about getting them to talk and open up, regardless of their answers?

[solarkraft]

I'm guessing close to everyone here has something to do with programming, no?

[darepublic]

It's more a comment on the switch statement style approach to personal interaction :p