[shurcooL]

Now you just need to compile a JavaScript interpreter from C++ to WebAssembly... Makes me think of “The Birth & Death of JavaScript” talk [1].

[1] https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/the-birth-and-death...

[philplckthun]

I have bad news for you ;) https://github.com/mbbill/JSC.js

Or good depending on the perspective of course.

[proc0]

We need brainfuck in this pipeline somewhere

[flavio81]

I'd prefer C-INTERCAL or LOLCODE

[lazyman75]

Upvote for INTERCAL. Keywords like "please" and "maybe" should be part of every language :)