[gurkendoktor]

You forgot the tools! The current "capital-A Agile" project I'm helping out at started with long sessions where management and Agile Coaches developed a highly sophisticated (buggy) JIRA ticket workflow.

Even now, when we ask for something simple like a new Confluence board, we have to actively push back against new rules, additional restrictions, and more gimmicky Atlassian plugins. It pains me that these misguided parasites are paid to make my life worse.