[jacknews]

My boss arrived at work in a brand new lamborghini.

I said "Wow that's an amazing car!"

He replied "if you work hard, strive for excellence and hit your targets, l'll get another one next year!"

[amiuba]

Haha yes, I love this joke. I've heard it before and that's how it feels.

[CyberFonic]

I thought the punch line was:

"I will get my mistress one too!"

[jacknews]

haha, yes that's even better.