[ema]

I think Chile would be the first country for "first contact".

Why? it's an elaborate pun in their alien language and the alien bureaucrat in charge of that decision really loves puns.

[nasredin]

If an alien civilization doesn't love puns, then I really don't want to meet them.

The world is already a shitty place. Earth doesn't need to add more species that don't understand or love puns.