[ScottAS]

There's a MUCH bigger problem to talk about.

Air, it's time to end your anything-goes paradise. Your medium allows murderers, rapists and my crotchety old neighbor to create vibrations that will reach the ears of others.

Why are we allowing these criminals to vibrate molecules of air? We should be ashamed of ourselves.

I'm happy to announce Airfilter. A new device that uses machine learning-based active noise cancellation (and a blockchain reputation system) to selectively remove offensive vibrations from the entire atmosphere of the earth.

We're hiring!