[junkscience2017]

That already happened as a result of Equifax. Your SSN is no longer secret...so rejoice, you are free to choose whatever phone you like!

[zaarn]

Sadly, the world is not America and most people on this planet are unaffected by the latest problems of America.

[pxndx]

s/Sadly/Fortunately/

[zaarn]

Naturally. For some reason my brain treats those two phrases as equivalent.

[ben_w]

Like 95% of the world, I don’t have an SSN.

Even if every American owns one of those outdated Android phones, 2/3rds of the phones would still have to be owned by people who don’t have SSNs.