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HUMPHREY: No. So she starts asking you some questions. Mr Woolley, are you worried about the number of young people without jobs?
BERNARD: Yes. HUMPHREY: Are you worried about the rise in crime among teenagers?
BERNARD: Yes.
HUMPHREY: Do you think there's a lack of discipline in our comprehensive schools?]
BERNARD: Yes. HUMPHREY: Do you think young people welcome some authority and leadership in their lives?
BERNARD: Yes. HUMPHREY: Do you think they respond to a challenge?
BERNARD: Yes. HUMPHREY: Would you be in favour of reintroducing national service?
BERNARD: ...Oh. Well, I suppose I might be.
HUMPHREY: Yes or no?
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HUMPHREY: Mr Woolley, are you worried about the danger of war?
BERNARD: Yes. HUMPHREY: Are you worried about the growth of armaments?
HUMPHREY: Do you think there's a danger in giving young people guns and teaching them how to kill?
HUMPHREY: Do you think it's wrong to force people to take up arms against their will?
HUMPHREY: Would you oppose the reintroduction of national service?
FINAL QUESTION: Are you more worried about the rise in crime among teenagers or about the growth of armaments?
POTENTIAL FINAL ANSWERS: The rise in crime among teenagers / The growth of armaments / Undecided between the two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZZJXw4MTA&lc=Ugja0o_XRxNOR... has a comment with the transscript of the skit
HUMPHREY: No. So she starts asking you some questions. Mr Woolley, are you worried about the number of young people without jobs?
BERNARD: Yes. HUMPHREY: Are you worried about the rise in crime among teenagers?
BERNARD: Yes.
HUMPHREY: Do you think there's a lack of discipline in our comprehensive schools?]
BERNARD: Yes. HUMPHREY: Do you think young people welcome some authority and leadership in their lives?
BERNARD: Yes. HUMPHREY: Do you think they respond to a challenge?
BERNARD: Yes. HUMPHREY: Would you be in favour of reintroducing national service?
BERNARD: ...Oh. Well, I suppose I might be.
HUMPHREY: Yes or no?
BERNARD: Yes.
...
HUMPHREY: Mr Woolley, are you worried about the danger of war?
BERNARD: Yes. HUMPHREY: Are you worried about the growth of armaments?
BERNARD: Yes.
HUMPHREY: Do you think there's a danger in giving young people guns and teaching them how to kill?
BERNARD: Yes.
HUMPHREY: Do you think it's wrong to force people to take up arms against their will?
BERNARD: Yes.
HUMPHREY: Would you oppose the reintroduction of national service?
BERNARD: Yes.
...
FINAL QUESTION: Are you more worried about the rise in crime among teenagers or about the growth of armaments?
POTENTIAL FINAL ANSWERS: The rise in crime among teenagers / The growth of armaments / Undecided between the two.