[twothamendment]

I'm partial to Five Card Draw. The street, not the game. Now how do I get dead people to vote for things I want?

[__jal]

Easy! Browse this database to select the telecom firm you find most compatible with your ethical standards:

https://www.opensecrets.org/lobby/issuesum.php?id=TEC

Drill down to find a list of firms who can recruit dead people and random special interests (see here from some of the interest groups who will rent you their outrage: http://stopthecap.com/2009/10/02/special-report-astroturf-ov... ).

Handily enough, you also get an idea of what it costs right on Open Secrets. I wish medical price lists were this easy, and I bet there are some dead people who think so, too.

[d-sc]

Funny you say that. I used to drive by that street on the way to school.