[knarf_navillus]

I was subjected to three different upsells during one visit to Little Caesar's yesterday.

"Would you like to try our ham and pineapple pizza?"

"No, just cheese, thank you."

"Can I interest you in some crazy bread or italian cheese bread?"

"Yes, I'd like some cheese bread, please" (was going to order it anyway)

"Would you like to add an order of crazy bread as well for just $1?"

"No."

[nhebb]

This is why I don't go to Dick's sporting goods anymore.