[SwellJoe]

Long after this particular case. I'd be surprised if it could be done in fewer than twice the lines of code the author used in any language other than Perl (which might make the case for using Perl at around this point, if you like Perl). But, Python and Node would surely be a lot longer.

Shell with awk/sed/grep is very powerful and very composable for small parsing tasks like this. (It could have been done with even less code than this, but I don't blame the author for not figuring out all the necessary incantations to do so, as these tools can be fiddly if you don't use them every day.)