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by bsnss-mn-cdr 5806 days ago
If (Government && GetRidOfCash) $response = MakeCashUnusable($year=2012); // Returns array with multiple options

echo $response[0];

"Success! New law implemented that will effectively make it so painful to use cash, checks, ach and wire-transfers that everyone will use credit and debit cards which we have full digital access to without direct user knowledge."

echo $response[1];

"Success! New law implemented that will effectively make it so painful to use cash that everyone will start buying everything possible from overseas companies who still accept PO's ( checks, ach and wire-transfers ) because the shipping cost are more easy to predict than cost associated with absolute compliance with this new law."