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Woops. I totally missed this one:

> It has to be a "real" language. As in: a language that is actually used by a significant number of people in paid jobs.

Either way, as first languages go, they're not bad, as they let you get those immediate results. There's pretty minimal fluff. (I think. To be honest, I couldn't write anything in either of them, anymore.)

I suppose you could call them oddball, though.