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by pavel_lishin 3185 days ago
Perhaps the next time you get sick, you should avoid the cough suppressants and decongestants, and have a few excuses to stop by the boss's office, and the HR offices, just to chat and incidentally spray infections fluids everywhere.

"Sorry, I'm out of sick days - but as long as I'm here, let's have that lengthy meeting about X. Here, I even brought you a cup of coffee!"