[jerkstate]

> A noun is one of two things: a natural number or a pair of nouns

To most of us, a "noun" is a person, place, thing, idea, or feeling.

I started replying to the other stuff you were saying, but I started getting this feeling like you're in on the joke and I'm not.

[pcmonk]

To most of us an "object" is something you can touch. We overload these terms all the time.