I hope the previous post was a joke, because it felt like one.
Edit: "We're moving towards functions_like_this(), instanceAndStaticMethodsLikeThis(), and async functions like foo_async() and methods like fooAsync()." C'mon. That doesn't sound like much improvement compared to the original PHP.
Edit: "We're moving towards functions_like_this(), instanceAndStaticMethodsLikeThis(), and async functions like foo_async() and methods like fooAsync()." C'mon. That doesn't sound like much improvement compared to the original PHP.