[mscdex]

I'm not so sure about that. I think most people would probably support a name like "Powwy McPowerface."

[Norther]

Surely 'Nukey McNukeface' is the obvious choice.

[cgb223]

True bikeshed enthusiasts would name it "Shedy McShedface"

Its the clear choice

[cperciva]

Bikey McBikeface. And it would be painted blue.

[Aloha]

The ISO standard governing bikesheds specifically prohibits blue.

[cperciva]

I prefer to follow the IETF standards on bikesheds, which impose no such restriction.