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by warrenm 3206 days ago
"Hey guys - how can we get people to click on our dying business' website?"

"Bueller. Bueller."

"I know: let's link the iPhone X to the Unabomber."

"The who?"

"The Unabomber - you know, that nut job that sent mail bombs back in the 90s. Lived in Montana. Wrote a man-i-fes-to."

"Ok. Might work. Get on that."