[lsc]

you know what I want? I want some sort of arm band to put my cellphone (or, better, a giant bluetooth vibrator) so that when I sleep, I can be woken by my pager without waking other people who may also be in the bed.

[epochwolf]

Here you go: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/9e31/

[lsc]

Ooh, thanks! that looks like it might solve my problem.