[striking]

They're running out of things to notify you about. I've recently been getting a lot of "X updated their status", where X is someone who I've recently chatted with or whose status I've liked within the past month.

It's silly, but I suppose it's worked on some people.

[badwolf]

"x commented on {totally unrelated y}'s status" ... 6 days ago -_-

[helloindia]

I got one notification like, a friend X posted to a group Y (which I'm part of).