[nitrogen]

...corn and mayonnaise on pizza.

That sounds amazing, and very vaguely like Mexican food.

There's no reason to believe that we in America have the final word on what pizza ought to be.

[Udik]

> There's no reason to believe that we in America have the final word on what pizza ought to be.

You might have forgotten an /s there at the end. Regards from Italy.

[nitrogen]

I'm amazed that at least three people bothered to downvote this. Pizza prejudice.