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by kaffeemitsahne 3211 days ago
"The First A.I. Big Data Marketing Cloud for BlockChain"

This is pure comedy.

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OK granted it has AI, big data, cloud and blockchain, but is it social? That's what I wanna know. Never forget social, because that's what leads to viral. Also engine. We need an engine. If it was a viral AI bigdata social marketing cloud engine for blockchain, then you'd have something.
Call one of our solutioneers or successsmiths to arrange a Webex demo.
The AI drives the decisioning engine.
I feel like I'm getting left behind with all the wank words these days, I swear it was only yesterday that we were still giggling about 'clicks and mortar'.
I highly recommend a read through the "Learning Techniques" over at his other company's product page: https://gravity4.com/product/

You'll notice over there that you can "BELIMITLESS", if you like.

At least today this is making my world a better place.

It's cheesy. But the guy does have success in startups

https://belimitless.com/gurbaksh-chahal/

Well, at least there's no "Uber/Airbnb for .." part
Missing AR/VR there.
and IoT.