[morgtheborg]

My entire family speaks of what they'll do with my money when the startup I work at "makes it big". I think they're 90% joking.

But that's still 10%.

I have literally gotten into fights with my Mom where she wants a GUARANTEE that if I make over x amount I will give her y amount. I just keep repeating, "This is all hypothetical, let's not discuss it" as she gets more and more upset about not locking me in.

Extraordinary.