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"Guilded Age Generation's" New Preference for Decadent, Sinful Kerosene Killing Honest Whale Oil Dealers!

Lazy Great Generation Wants To Ride In Cars Instead of Time-Tested Horse and Buggy!

Drug-Addled Baby Boomers Spend All Their Time Idiotically Punching Numbers Into Fax Machines Rather than Learning Moorse Code Like They Should Be!