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7 points
by dabmancer
3235 days ago
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I looked for countless jobs online without response.
My resume changed more frequently than my linux distro and was noticed less than an FAQ.
HR is a filter, permitting only resumes that match the job description.
Each job description could be a mirror of each resume I submitted. My resumes sat on top of the filters.
I looked closely to see what was stopping my resume from going through.
I sent my resume through a filter to see what it thought.
"Two months IT experience." Now I know what an insult is. Ever since I was five, I've been on the computer. I started by playing with software. I configured all parts of the computer to make it unfit for normal use. Then, I put it back. I repeated it enough times I didn't have to look at the screen. I filled my hard drive with tools I could use to take apart more of my computer. The text editor, the compiler, the kernel. I programmed new parts to replace the old ones. I read technical documents and the FCCs. I could build a computer out of sand with the proper equipment. I could make a web browser for it, but it would be simple. It would run on THUMB architecture. The OS would be less than ten thousand lines of code. Any more, and a feature would be removed. It would be so consistant that the kernel would be written in the same language the shell would interpret. It would have exactly what it needed. I couldn't get a helpdesk job. Maybe I should start a buisiness or something. |
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If you want to do something meaningful with computers, you've probably got a better crack at it as a fireman (you'll spend most of your time just waiting around thanks to sprinkler systems) than as a tech support guy (who will be too drained from the dumpster fire we call our industry to do any productive work at the end of the day).