[fundabulousrIII]

How about fuck this paradigm?

Scrum = Shite verbosity about agile process and training for mgmt larva. Agile = Hyperbole. AWS = I don't know better and my developers are < 35 years old or on the make (+ stock). My customers are just stupid. Security = big $$, modest skills, certs for the neglected comptia and northcut industures. I'm a CEH!! So is every script kiddie on the internet. tester: can't write working code, useless to the degree that you come in when they need you to justify junit crap numbers you generated when drunk. This will scale if 12 coors == 12 saudi virgins. analyst: I'm an experienced tester. tech lead: best resume and best bully of the bunch. I can understand stack exchange! QA: I like your doxygen docs and the test numbers but I have a problem with connecting to server(x) at ip(x) from greenland at 2pm on a sunday. Any ideas? team: Bunch of backstabbing co-moderators.

[josephearl]

What paradigm? This just seems like a rant rather than adding any real discussion

[fundabulousrIII]

It is a rant and an attempt to be somewhat humorous to point out the problems and assumptions in modern 'agility'.