[lkiernan]

I'm overlooking the easy "It's easy for me so it's easy for everyone" because I'm interested what phone you use?

[ionised]

You can use an Android phone without a Google account or any Google apps.

You can even install an open-source replacement for the core Play Services Framework that many non-Google apps seem to require.

[idlewords]

He hewed it himself out of the finest hardwoods.

[mattferderer]

Everyone knows you use soft woods for phones.

[moccachino]

Only for the software, not for the hardware, duh!

[idlewords]

This guy phones