[notjackson]

So what you're saying is I either self-host my machines or have to order >=$1000/mo machines with 4x 1080's SLI'd? There surely must be a solution to my very simple problem.

[dylz]

You can find stuff in between ($150-250 1x GPU) but no, $35 + windows + no cc = no.

Keep in mind the windows licence is already 75-200% ofyour monthly budget. Run it in Linux if you can, better CUDA/etc support too