[bcatanzaro]

I agree with you, but thought you might find this drag race funny. The Chrysler Pacifica minivan does 0-60 in 8 seconds: https://www.cars.com/articles/drag-strip-challenge-chrysler-...

[Pulcinella]

You jest but minivans (and pickups) can be fairly quick when they aren't loaded with passengers, bags, and towing stuff.