[dunkmaster]

Easy 0 byte compressed solution: just put the entire output in the decompressor and print it. This doesn't seem to be against the stated rules.

[dunkmaster]

Oops, after reading again I realized the decompressor size is included in the solution size metric

[Shoop]

Just put all of the text in the file names.

[xem]

You can't read neighbour files' names with JS, can you?

[tbodt]

you can if the server is configured to list directories O_o

[niij]

You sound like my old CS classmates ;)