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Why is our time being wasted with this article.

The author himself says that he is too dumb to understand functional languages. He knows so little that he keeps carping on about concurrency, when that is nowhere near any of the central reasons why functional is valuable. Better support for concurrency is an accident, a side-effect. What makes functional important is the ability to create living abstractions, and understanding how functional allows you to do that and why it is important makes you a better programmer in any language.

There is no heresy here, only ignorance. The author is basically saying functional languages are "overrated" because he is unable to understand them. There are definitely valid arguments to be made against the functional paradigm, but he has made none of them.