[majewsky]

> 1. It needs a fake calendar that is randomly populated with meetings.

While we're on this, can everyone please post their favorite ridiculous meeting title that is really real? I'll start with a recurring meeting series from last year that was called "mid-sprint calibration".

[lmkg]

Recurring weekly appointment "Hunt for Breakfast"

(We eventually found out Hunt was a person's name).

[smnrchrds]

It still doesn't make sense. Unless you were having Hunt for breakfast.

[neilsimp1]

Canceled: Weekly <Project name redacted> Project Update

This was the title of an actual, not cancelled, meeting in Outlook.

[nneonneo]

"Site visit, cum lunch".

[neilsimp1]

Do you work at Pornhub?

[nneonneo]

Ha, no. It should have been "Site visit-cum-lunch", i.e. a visit that is also a lunch, but someone didn't quite enter it correctly...

[spiznnx]

Now that "w/" is well understood there is no reason to ever use "cum", except maybe in phrases that are entirely Latin.

[Toenex]

'cum louder' was once spotted on a CV under the education section. Damn that spell checker... I hope.

[solarkraft]

Hey, they make educational videos.

[btym]

Weekly [Team You've Never Heard Of] Office Hours (sent to everyone in the company)

[Cerium]

"Monday Morning Meeting", routinely lasted well past noon.

[taormina]

Monday Morning Meeting on Tuesday (MMMOT)

[werber]

Tacos, Tequila and Brainstorming (bi-weekly, friday late afternoon)

[b3lvedere]

- Teambuilding (mandatory) - Brainstorm session (mandatory) - Beer

[chrishepner]

- Leadership Content Ideation - Monthly Numbers Meeting

[xz0r]

Brown bag

[jordanmoconnor]

Mandatory Communications Meeting

[rb1]

[project name] iteration scrum Actual update

(with the random capitalisation of actual)

[patmcguire]

Google has a weekly meeting called TGIF every Thursday.

[njloof]

Boov Ear Discussion

[wjakob]

beer o'clock