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Have you actually tried finding answers to all your questions? I assure you, those answers already exist if you actually look.

The fact that you don't bother to look is an indication of how weak your opinion/faith really is.

> And all this is made worse by the fact that somehow evolution spent billions of years unable to move past unicellular organisms, and yet was able to jump from a monkey to a human in 10k years? Monkeys have the intelligence according to tests of a 2 and 1/2 years old. The difference is astonishing and yet supposedly happened in an exceedingly short period of time, when life couldn't get out of the bacteria stage for a billion years?

This bit in particular stood out for how poorly informed you are, the last common ancestor between humans and monkeys was 8-6 million years ago. You are no where near informed enough on evolution to criticize it at all.