[pjc50]

Anything Internet-facing has to accept any kind of packet without crashing, or at least without failing in an exploitable way. That's the bare minimum you-must-be-this-tall entry requirement of security.

[stepik777]

I believe it was a joke about how Lennart Poettering usually responds to bug reports.

[dogecoinbase]

You are correct. See, for example, his recent response to the issue where systemd starts processes belonging to users whose usernames begin with a digit with root privileges: https://github.com/systemd/systemd/issues/6237#issuecomment-...

My deepest apologies to HN for the overly-dry sense of humor.

[digi_owl]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

[peterwwillis]

Trolling on HN really is like shooting fish in a barrel, isn't it?