[btschaegg]

  How does it work?

  Due to rapid advancement in dark ritual technology, 
  the programming community has streamlined the
  Development and deployment of unspeakable 
  eldritch horrors. 

  Using robust open-source libraries like a sack of 
  live geese, websites like this one can be
  developed with far more efficient sacrificial
  rituals than ever before.

  We're still stuck on the version with 
  really inefficient sacrifical rituals 
  though, due to comp͆aͭatib̊i̼͕l̈̿i̮̜t̚y̅ ͊i͋s̾s̢͈͠u̶e̛̊s̼̃. 

Not that I'm in need for an URL shortener, but I really like the style it's "advertised" in :-)