[lllr_finger]

To your implied question about Linux on a Chromebook - you can skip all that Crouton stuff if you flash a special bios. I've got Ubuntu Server with Xmonad on mine as a daily driver and it's been a smooth experience.

[bitwize]

Oh, psh! You don't need to do $COMPLICATED_THING! You can skip all that by doing $INSANELY_COMPLICATED_THING instead!

This is why you fail, Linux.