Hacker News new | ask | show | jobs
by wonginator1221 5848 days ago
Shell script version

  #!/bin/bash
  VOICES=("agnes" "kathy" "princess" "vicki" "victoria" "bruce" "fred" "junior" "ralph" "albert" "bad" "bahh" "bells" "boing" "bubbles" "cellos" "deranged" "good" "hysterical" "pipe" "trinoids" "whisper")
  MSGS=("deploy is now complete" "deploy complete" "deploy completed" "sir the deployment has finished" "hey the deploy is done" "look at this cool deploy" "deployment completeed")
  VOICE=$RANDOM%${#VOICES[@]}
  MSG=$RANDOM%${#MSGS[@]}
  say -v ${VOICES[VOICE]} ${MSGS[MSG]}