[throwawaymanbot]

You should go to Ireland. Completely Different jurisdiction. Still in the EU. Close enough so you can go back and forth between The UK and Ireland.

If you contact idaireland @ ida .ie, they may have some relocation help available to avail off.

PS, there is an update at the bottom of that register article about backdoors. The EU is NOT requiring them.

"A spokesperson from the EC got in touch to say that Jourová's words had been misinterpreted and there is no plan to introduce legislation covering encryption. The proposed laws will instead cover faster access to material held in the cloud in different jurisdictions. Material that, presumably, they expect to be unencrypted"