[cwilkes]

"we have a bunch of guns, we aren't sure which ones are loaded, all the safeties are off and we modified them to go off randomly"

[SkyMarshal]

"your first day's task will be to learn how to use them by putting them to the heads of our best revenue-generating sales people and pulling the trigger. don't worry it's safe, we'll check back in with you at the end of the day."