[sliverstorm]

Yes, but did you pay for these papers or pick them up off the table in the lounge?

The under-25 demographic is especially challenging as half are still dependent on their families and living at home (and thus would be reading the family newspaper), half don't have a steady address, half don't have money for things less important than sustenance, and half don't have space to put something like newspapers. Yes, I know that's a lot of halves.