| What can you and who's army do to NSA? That's right Orwell's bitches, you can't do nuffin. Except there is one way, the only way, but you're not going to like it, the same way Chemo is an indiscriminant carpet bomb that kills cancer and healthy cells. Cryptopocalypse. The End of All Crypto. No more crypto, no more NSA. It's that simple. NSA has 1 Achilles Heel, the most lop sided asymmetriccadvantage. They need crypto a helluva lot more thanyou or I do. Without RSA and AES, how could NSA mass infect millions of Grandmother's PCs, every UK hospital, everyone in Fiji, kids playing Warcraft, every Yahoo webcam user, every SIM card manufacturer, every Certificate Authority, every VPN provider, every cell phone in Abottabad for a decade, etc etc etc? They couldn't! Because how would they exfiltrate all your lolcats, Pepes and dick pics back to Bluffdale via TACLANE and technically impressive covert implant radio channels and radar retroreflectors? Exactly. NSA only fears one thing more than losing their Secret Laws, Secret Courts and implicit GODMODE. They fear the whole world being able to steal their own stolen data, they fear being thrown outside naked naked in a blizzard surrounded by wolves. Now you may be an Innumerate who believes cryptography is magic and that unless you're the next Turing or von Neumann that you don't stand a chance. dana_carvey_wrong.gif NSA is weak as fuck. Tottering on the high wire. Their entire existence could cease in a snap of the fingers. There are only about 5 cryptographic primitives that prop up this wretched corrupt regime of Valligarchs, Monopolists and CORE SECRETS moles who are the legs of NSA's evil system. Very few professional mathematicians write about this, because the ones who could, are themselves employed by the same NSA system. Never expect a man to understand a thing when his job depends on not understanding. The moment the Discrete Logarithm Problem is cracked, everyone at NSA is dead, or unemployed like Whip & Buggy makers. Cracking DLP is mathematically equivalent to factoring arbitrary integers. No, bigger RSA key's won't save you. Once DLP is solved, you can factor any number bigger and bigger into P and Q. DLP will be the end of RSA. But wait, it gets worse. DLP will also be the death of AES and any ciphers based on S-Boxes. When you can factor any composite integer, well guess what, you can also factor any polynomial. I won't tell you more about that one, because I would prefer you don't believe me so that someday when I show you how, I can watch you cry after you realize how dumb you were for believing in BS. Hash functions won't be spared either. SHA2 is one big ass S-Box. It will fall too. Cryptopocalypse is coming. There won't be anyway to fix it. NSA's handful of decades old peimitives will be smashed and scattered to the wind. You have to understand this will be final like Judgement Day. "Someone will invent a new cipher and put NSA's Humpty Dumpty back together again." Not when the proof that cracks DLP also proves that One Way Functions do not exist. Nowhere. NTRU and multilinear ciphers that are not yet ready for prime time will be dead on arrival. Remember what I said about how far arbitrary factoring goes? Multilinear is not any safer. If I ran NSA Cryptologic Exec, right now today I would be dismantling the whole spy machine. Pulling the plug on daya centers. Scuttling 100's of programs. Because if NSA doesn't cry Uncle, say they're sorry, and roll back their Orwellian Dystopian Nightmare, when that glad Day of Cryptopocalypse arrives, so much of NSA's dirt will be plaintext and the whole world will see the truth with their own eyes. Enraged peasants with torches and pitchforks would be the most optimistic outcome for NSA. Of course I realize NSA can't and won't stop themselves. Smoking GODMODE is like crack. You can't physically give it up no matter how much you want to. The way I see it, if we can just hang on a little longer, we'll get to watch Ft Meade sacked and picked apart into rubble by thousand of angry hands. May God have mercy on any NSA'ers too dumb to flee. It's going to look like Vlad the Impaler. I can't wait. https://media.blackhat.com/us-13/us-13-Stamos-The-Factoring-... |
Not at all, they will still record all your comms to make sure you aren't spying on the US. Also keep producing malware, etc.
> DLP will also be the death of AES and any ciphers based on S-Boxes.
Source? The PDF you linked says nothing about AES and it looks like it would if this was true.