[mikeyouse]

Nope, they're a thing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puffer_machine

> The machine operates by releasing multiple puffs of air at a passenger who is standing upright within the machine. This will flush out any particles on the person inside the machine then analyze and identify them in seconds.[6] According to an article in the 16 June, 2005, New York Times, it is capable of screening up to 180 passengers an hour.[7] This sample is then analyzed using IMS or MS technology to search for specific explosive or narcotic compounds. If a substance of concern is detected, the security personnel are notified by a visible and/or audible alarm.