[throwaway18917]

> You really got me wrong.

Did I now?

> Most of the upper-class people I know would sooner go to the club and dry-hump a stranger than throw a cocktail/dinner party (much less waltz).

Quelle horreur!

> I'm all for having fun and using a salad fork to eat dessert...

Here's where you portray yourself as someone who likes to break the mold just a little bit...

> but I'd be interested to see the world with like 25% less depravity.

...and here's where you suggest that current norms are too much and that people who don't conform to your idea of wholesome, "classy" fun are depraved.

We must have different definitions of moral superiority.